I can buy what? Someone out there is buying it…

The original Alien Chip has returned!

Starting bid:US $35.00

Shipping:$4.00US Postal Service First Class Mail

One day I was eating lunch and had some Wise chips I was about to eat this guy as the phone rang I put him down  and then looked at it and said OMG it is an Alien.

I have not altered this chip what so ever this is how I found him or her !

Enjoy !

WORLD’S UGLIEST POTATO CHIP!!!

Bid history:2 bids

Current bid:US $0.01

Shipping:$2.00US Postal Service Parcel

up for auction is the world’s ugliest potato chip ever made!!!

this chip is even to ugly to eat so I decided to put the poor looking thing up for auction!!!

it will be very carefully packed and shipped to winning bidder within 24 hrs of your cleared payment!!!

INSURANCE IS INCLUDED IN SHIPPING!!!!! SO YOUR COVERED AGAINST  COA (CRUSHED ON ARRIVAL)

any questions please feel free to ask!!!

thanks for looking and happy bidding!!!Check out my other items!

STATE OF MICHIGAN SHAPED POTATO CHIP TRAVERSE CITY

Starting bid:US $0.99

Shipping:$4.85US Postal Service Priority

YOU ARE LOOKING AT A STATE OF MICHIGAN-SHAPED POTATO CHIP

SLIGHTLY BURNT AREA COULD BE TRAVERSE CITY

FOUND IN MY KROGER-BRAND BAG OF CHIPS

EMAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS

CHIP WILL BE BOXED AND SHIPPED VIA PRIORITY MAIL TO AVOID DAMAGE OR LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE

THANK YOU FOR LOOKING!!

POTATO CHIP FACE JASON, FREDDY KRUGER, MANSON, MASK,

Starting bid:US $0.50

Shipping:$5.00US Postal Service Priority

CHECK THIS CHIP OUT!!  CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?  IMAGINE MY HORROR WHEN I LOOKED INTO ITS EYES.  FREDDY KRUGER’S FACE IN A CHIP, OR IS IT JASON, OR EVEN CHARLIE MANSON.  WHO EVER IT MAY BE IT SURE IS SCARY.  WE HAVE SAVED THIS CHIP SINCE 2006.  IT IS DIFFICULT TO PART WITH BUT WIFE IS SICK.  WE HAVE MANY GOOD MEMORIES WITH THIS HORROR CHIP, ITS GOING TO BE HARD TO LET GO OF.  THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST POTATO CHIP FACE ON EBAY, HANDS DOWN.  THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO OWN A PIECE OF POTATO-HISTORY.  OVER THE LAST 4 YEARS I HAVE HAD MANY OFFERS ON THIS AWESOME CHIP FACE.  HAPPY BIDDING.  SHIPPING IS $5.00

Potato Chip Heart

Starting bid:US $0.10

My little brother founded this Potato Chip inside a potato chip bag (NO JOKE) So what ever the bid comes to be the money will go straight to him

BTW he is 12 and a half years old

Bed Books are an interesting innovation. It can be a hassle if you like to rest on your side and read rather than sitting up, (the lazy reader style). Every time you finish a page you have to turn over to the other side to rest the book on the bed while you read the next page or allow your arm to get tired while you hold the book up. For some people who are bed ridden, they don’t have a choice.

Bed books changes that by printing the pages sideway.

The Candy Warehouse sells an easter grass made from candy so it is completely edible. For all the right reasons of course- No more worrying about your child eating that plastic green stuff and choking on it. If they spill it on the floor, no worries about cleaning up, just let fido eat it.  Most of all, because it’s easter and all religious holidays should be celebrated by enticing children to gorge themselves on sugar. The Candy Warehouse also sells a easter basket made of candy as well.

Car Capsule is a plastic bubble to protect your car or motorcycle.

Car Capsule

“The indoor vinyl “bubble” is a 10 mil. anti-static, double-polished, radio frequency welded, 100% PVC dream-come-true. It’s so strong that you could accidentally drop a 5lb. Hammer on it, and it will bounce right off! The zipper is heavy-duty 100% nylon and will not scratch your vehicle. The base material is 18 oz. Herculite and is impervious to oil, gas and antifreeze. It is also abrasion-resistant mildew-resistant, and will not support a flame.”

The heated door mat is a handy idea for those living in the snow belt states. Sold at floormats.com

heated mat

It is available for both indoor and outdoor use. It can melt up to 2 inches of snow per hour to leave your doorway snow free. (I almost have a fear of being electrocuted when I think about that.)

My favorite question in their FAQ is:

Can I drive on the mats?
No. For foot traffic only.