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The original Alien Chip has returned!

Starting bid: US $35.00

Shipping: $4.00US Postal Service First Class Mail

One day I was eating lunch and had some Wise chips I was about to eat this guy as the phone rang I put him down  and then looked at it and said OMG it is an Alien.

I have not altered this chip what so ever this is how I found him or her !

Enjoy !

WORLD’S UGLIEST POTATO CHIP!!!

Bid history: 2 bids

Current bid: US $0.01

Shipping: $2.00US Postal Service Parcel

up for auction is the world’s ugliest potato chip ever made!!!

this chip is even to ugly to eat so I decided to put the poor looking thing up for auction!!!

it will be very carefully packed and shipped to winning bidder within 24 hrs of your cleared payment!!!

INSURANCE IS INCLUDED IN SHIPPING!!!!! SO YOUR COVERED AGAINST  COA (CRUSHED ON ARRIVAL)

any questions please feel free to ask!!!

thanks for looking and happy bidding!!!Check out my other items!

STATE OF MICHIGAN SHAPED POTATO CHIP TRAVERSE CITY

Starting bid: US $0.99

Shipping: $4.85US Postal Service Priority

YOU ARE LOOKING AT A STATE OF MICHIGAN-SHAPED POTATO CHIP

SLIGHTLY BURNT AREA COULD BE TRAVERSE CITY

FOUND IN MY KROGER-BRAND BAG OF CHIPS

EMAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS

CHIP WILL BE BOXED AND SHIPPED VIA PRIORITY MAIL TO AVOID DAMAGE OR LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE

THANK YOU FOR LOOKING!!

POTATO CHIP FACE JASON, FREDDY KRUGER, MANSON, MASK,

Starting bid: US $0.50

Shipping: $5.00US Postal Service Priority

CHECK THIS CHIP OUT!!  CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?  IMAGINE MY HORROR WHEN I LOOKED INTO ITS EYES.  FREDDY KRUGER’S FACE IN A CHIP, OR IS IT JASON, OR EVEN CHARLIE MANSON.  WHO EVER IT MAY BE IT SURE IS SCARY.  WE HAVE SAVED THIS CHIP SINCE 2006.  IT IS DIFFICULT TO PART WITH BUT WIFE IS SICK.  WE HAVE MANY GOOD MEMORIES WITH THIS HORROR CHIP, ITS GOING TO BE HARD TO LET GO OF.  THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST POTATO CHIP FACE ON EBAY, HANDS DOWN.  THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO OWN A PIECE OF POTATO-HISTORY.  OVER THE LAST 4 YEARS I HAVE HAD MANY OFFERS ON THIS AWESOME CHIP FACE.  HAPPY BIDDING.  SHIPPING IS $5.00

Potato Chip Heart

Starting bid: US $0.10

My little brother founded this Potato Chip inside a potato chip bag (NO JOKE) So what ever the bid comes to be the money will go straight to him

BTW he is 12 and a half years old

Bed Books are an interesting innovation. It can be a hassle if you like to rest on your side and read rather than sitting up, (the lazy reader style). Every time you finish a page you have to turn over to the other side to rest the book on the bed while you read the next page or allow your arm to get tired while you hold the book up. For some people who are bed ridden, they don’t have a choice.

Bed books changes that by printing the pages sideway.

The Candy Warehouse sells an easter grass made from candy so it is completely edible. For all the right reasons of course- No more worrying about your child eating that plastic green stuff and choking on it. If they spill it on the floor, no worries about cleaning up, just let fido eat it.  Most of all, because it’s easter and all religious holidays should be celebrated by enticing children to gorge themselves on sugar. The Candy Warehouse also sells a easter basket made of candy as well.

Car Capsule is a plastic bubble to protect your car or motorcycle.

Car Capsule

“The indoor vinyl “bubble” is a 10 mil. anti-static, double-polished, radio frequency welded, 100% PVC dream-come-true. It’s so strong that you could accidentally drop a 5lb. Hammer on it, and it will bounce right off! The zipper is heavy-duty 100% nylon and will not scratch your vehicle. The base material is 18 oz. Herculite and is impervious to oil, gas and antifreeze. It is also abrasion-resistant mildew-resistant, and will not support a flame.”

The heated door mat is a handy idea for those living in the snow belt states. Sold at floormats.com

heated mat

It is available for both indoor and outdoor use. It can melt up to 2 inches of snow per hour to leave your doorway snow free. (I almost have a fear of being electrocuted when I think about that.)

My favorite question in their FAQ is:

Can I drive on the mats?
No. For foot traffic only.

PAY OFF MY DEBT!! PLEASE HELP!!! I Need Money For Bills

Quantity: More than 10 available

Price: US $10.00

PLEASE READ ENTIRE LISTING!!

This is 100% CHARITABLE DONATION

Hello and Thank you for your time.

My Name is Nick,

I am in need of money to cover my debt.

I work a retail job and cannot seem to make enough to cover all of my expenses.

I have also taken in a young girl who was without a home, though it is an extra “bill”, I couldn’t let her starve and be without shelter.

Needless to say we are struggling and would greatly appreciate some financial assistance. I am making each donation in the amount of $10, the price of a half tank of gas. Thank you.

THIS IS NOT A SCAM!!!

I can not offer any skills or services, but I can send you a heartfelt thank you note.

YOU ARE BUYING A THANK YOU NOTE, PER BUYER (NOT PER DONATION) FROM SELLER, NOTHING MORE!!!

I have maxed out my credit cards, paying for gas and food. and am behind on my car insurance and car payment.

My total debt is around $20,000

AMAZING MONSTER ALTOID!!!

Starting bid: US $5,000.00

Shipping: FREE shipping US Postal Service Priority

Huge Altoid

What you are looking at is an ACTUAL ALTOID, discovered among the typical Altoids you find in an average Altoid tin. I pop Altoids all the time and the other day I was amazed to find this EXTREMELY RARE MONSTER Altoid sitting among the regular, average Altoids in my tin. Instantly I set it aside, careful not to spoil it in any way. I could hardly contain my excitement.

This MONSTER Altoid is twice the height of a normal Altoid. Just look at it, have you ever seen one so huge? And what an amazing specimen! I guarantee that this Altoid is genuine and came from an average tin of regular Altoids. A find like this is EXTREMELY RARE! Most Altoids are about four or five millimeters tall, but this MONSTER Altoid is 11 millimeters tall!!! That’s double the size of an average Altoid!

Obviously the Altoid people wouldn’t want to let such a bizarre, freakish Altoid ever see the light of day, yet this one managed to make it’s way into my hands and now it can be yours!!! Was it fate? Was it destiny? You be the judge. All the images you see here are genuine and the MONSTER Altoid has not been altered or enhanced in any way.

The winning bidder will receive this MONSTER Altoid carefully packaged to ensure it’s safe delivery via Priority Mail. While I would never encourage anyone to actually even consider thinking of consuming such a RARE find, I would have to imagine that an Altoid of such enormous proportions would freshen your breath for at least twice as long as one regular Altoid.

Questions welcome.

Tiny, gently used Girl Friend

Very tiny, easy to store.

(I need a better description to know if I should be bidding on this used girlfriend.)

TUMBLE WEED or TUMBLEWEED FROM THE OKLAHOMA PANHANDLE

Yoda Shaped Popcorn

Starting bid: US $10.00

yoda corn

Yoda’s shape is clearly shown in this popcorn piece.

You might have heard of people buying Elvis shaped foods, but now you can have your very own Yoda shaped food. The shape is in the hole in the middle of the piece. It’s a regular popcorn piece, and if you’re into weird collectibles and want to have something that nobody else has, than this is the perfect thing for you.